I'm a pretty average guy, two arms, two legs, titanium armored fusion reactor core. I enjoy the outdoors, cooking, and rendering my enemies into piles of subatomic ash with my laser beam eyes. I like hanging out with my friends and I've been known to indulge in a drink every now and then. I can intercept radio transmissions with my teeth. My lungs can absorb liquid and convert it into oxygen. I've walked on the summit of Mount Kilmanjaro and Mount Everest, in the same day. I can fly. My farts smell like cotton candy. I dated your girlfriend, only once though.
I have been much more than I will likely ever be. I used to be a soldier, but a twist of fate changed my path.
If you make a comment here, create an LJ user so you can leave a name. Come on, seriously, it's free. Anonymous posting is tantamount to cowardliness. I will not unscreen anonymous postings. I will not make exceptions.